[The video turns onto a Falkner head. He seems to be asleep, comfortably, in his bed. And yes, he left the communicator on the bed, very close to his head. He's the smartest person in the world. Really.

Because he's left it alone for a period of time, and well, just as he moves closer to it...

BZZT!

Cue a big flight of sheets going everywhere. ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on the table, as Falkner seems to be in the Chocobo apartment. Where is this? Probably where a large line of feathers seems to be. Chocobo brought him here, so he's currently helping to take care of the birds. Which means, indeed, feeding them. Which he's currently doing and giving you a nice look at his assOf course, you may notice ( Read more... )

WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT!?

[I hope you weren't napping near your communicators, Discedoians! Because through the speakers right to you is a very very very unhappy young man. Near the high school; you can see it in the background.]

And where am I for that matter!? This is not Violet City at all!

[Yes, he is holding the communicator, and looking ( Read more... )